incubus: random stuff, web design

i made this.

any photos which i have not personally taken are used from free stock photo sites, so don't moan at me over copyright. all other photos / pics are done / taken / messed about with by me so they are mine. in being mine they are belonging to me. please dont steal them. and in not stealing them and ensuring that they are staying belonging to me, all is well. and everyone is happy.

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or... see a page of thumbnails to avoid reading descriptions. it's like a lucky dip :D

stuff i 'shopped

animated»»» I've never seen anyone move that fast before. Joe was an agent, there was no question about it.
animated»»» a quicker loading, slightly less colourful : joe was a quicker loading agent.
animated»»» joe was a 1950's toe-tappin television rock n roll leg-end.
animated»»» i decided to have a shave. twas alright.
three: some sort of composition. not decided why i did it yet. there was a reason at the time.
haroldite, a teflon glue for all your unsticking purposes, home or at work.
jiz kitchen cleaner never really took off. apparently it made more stains than it cleaned.
these are people in my head that i live with.
spotted by richard attenbrough on an expedition to south cardiff: philomen masinga - crack monkey. nice nips.
here's my original idea for interface for stupid man suit.
eureka. i'm sure it was a childrens museum before people discovered how to wash
Darth Peter for your enjoyment: here are my horns.
animated»»» mesmerising water is quite hypnotic. i don't know why.
animated»»» i'm sure there was someone in my telly, hiding in the snow.
animated»»» they thought they were at a rave, but it was just me messing with the lights and throwing a torch around.
animated»»» a kiss for my baby mwah!. or how about in reddish? or another colour maybe?
animated»»» it's not really anything, but it is something.
my dad can look very scary. very very scary.

Panoramic pics

me & joe formed a band, nut we didn't have enough members. so we made some clones.
us in the living room at mum & dads #1
here's us in the living room at mum & dads #2
down at the bottom of the garden #1
garden #2
it's not a bad little garden #3
again: garden #4
more images in my garden #5
we quite like it in our garden #6
come ere, i'll batter you: fight #1
i don't care if you're me! come ere & have whats coming to you! - fight #2
oooooooo! dark. scary. well. it's a room in the dark
my brother joe likes to play with himself (not like that!)
this is me & me sis: phil & heather
they were on the stairs. so were they. hm. how does that work? joe & heather pose upwards
didn't you know? i'm a ghost...
i was spending some wuality time at home with phil & phil & phil & phil & phil & phil. and me.
one night, a monster under my bed stretched me & ate my feet. i got better.

Digital Photos

Coppers dont like broken break lights. They tend to pull you up for it.
I lost my body while i was amongst said daffodils.
sometimes when you turn off your flash, everything gets blurry.
joe turned to blur when he was playing his guitar.
i felt like an imp or something. well, a short blurred thing anyway.
they should have this sign at the doors to meadowhall... no dogs
a lil pic: joe: portrait
stress. ever had one of those days?
a lil pic: heather: portrait
look at the sky, look at the sky! flight home from amsterdam: sky #1
ooooooooo! purdy skies. flight home from amsterdam: sky #2
they turned out quite nicely, flight home from amsterdam: sky #3
last one: flight home from amsterdam: sky #4
i was walking around & saw a pot plant in the street
warning: contains bitterness & resentment. (from mister cornz' t-shirt)
they were always happy to recieve. i was more than happy to give it to them
portrait of beth.

Other / handdrawn

i got bored, i drew a pic. it reminds me of this.
happarently, we go sneakety sneak
sometimes i feel like me, myself & i aren't completely there
this was supposed to be for something a long time ago, it's a strange asexual beast, but why i can't remember.
i picked up a piece of paper & a pen. this is what i drew.
i dunno what this is.
i didn't like one of my lecturers. not only was he boring, he was just a big gay italian al. and i don't mean homosexual.
foo keet, erm. read it. then see what i mean.
it's funny. people in my family are almost as random as me. my sister, for example.
stop the jalapino pepper farming using chillean slaves!
i, ahem, had a lecturer who, ahem, had a bit of a cough problem. ahem.
it's great what you can do with free hand-outs from street hander-outers.

wallpaper sized things

A couple for ma baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby: Purple Fildon and another: Scary Cheeky Flexi. Bless her. :)
Hey! Careful. Easy now.
three: some sort of composition. resized to fit desktops better.
three (alt): slightly different, i changed the one on the right.
erm. a sort of desktop wallpaper with eyes on it. i dunno, i just liked the look of it.

technophobia wallpapers

these will probably get removed when they realise these are here, but they are after all jjust for fun. anyway, they're here for a reason. a good reason at that. the reason being. mister jim who i used to work with did a technophobia wallpaper every month for people to use as their desktops. so i got bored one night & thought i'd make him a few. obviously not as good as his, as he is a pro with photoshop. i am merely the padawan. :) but i have the will to learn & the thirst to quench. thus i shall go read a book while drinking vimto. au revoir.