SShh! The next secret might get out!

secret track 2

and the tracks of the secret kind continued

The Second of Three

The sequel!!!
oh Emma, Emma
why the sequel?
what was wrong with the first?
well you see that things have changed
some points are no longer correct
so I have written this for you
to make them all seem right
aha, for it is so
that the blind man saw
the one armed ambidextrous juggler
and he said to his deaf daughter
why the long face?
and she replied gently
father I am a horse it is true
what made you think that I belonged to you?
ey-up said the tyke adjusting his flat cap
as he greeted the president
right hand - sign of trust
yes and he had eaten hash browns
and sliced orange for breakfast
but the sliced orange was merely a slight reference
not slight really, but huuuuuuge!!!
oh please, little bit off centre
left hand - sign of oh my god is that a knife?
said the leader of the Cuban board of trade
as he felt the glinting blade protrude his rib cage
aha! that was the end for him
but no-one cared for he was the long lost hybrid son of
Elton john, Gary glitter and Monica Lewinsky
who had a wild appetite for all things sexual
and, oh yes, fellatio was HIS trade
oh yes and the playful deer
did scream at the horny antelope
but the bunches did defeat them both
it is true
and the creatures of the earth did eat the grain