incubus: random stuff, web design

Version 6.5

I'm so chuffed with it, i skipped version 6.2, 6.3 and 6.4! Almost complete design overhaul but in keeping with the previous skin's colour scheme and style. Added a nice sidebar for extra menus, making things easier to maintain and easier for people to find stuff, things and whatever else there is. Bootiful.

pdincubus at virb°

i mentioned before about virb.com. I like their idea for a better online profile myspace type place. Soon there's a new version of the site coming. Bonus. Anyways, hop on over to my profile and you will notice it looks very similar to the design of this site. fookin' amazing that. It's not completed yet as the main content still looks a bit too standard, but I'll fix that too when i get some spare time. Once you set up your account, if you know a little XHTML and CSS you can completely redesign and re-jig the entire profile top to bottom, have anything anywhere on the page. Brilliant. You can have a truly unique profile. I think I might put together a few basic and maybe a couple or more impressive virb profile layouts and stick them on here for people to use. I'm nice like that you see. updates to come when i get chance. Just to get you started on your journey into customisation, here's some free virb layouts for you. I'll make some more when i get chance. Some fancy ones too. Rock on.

backlinks

I'm finding getting quality backlinks is actually a very tough task. I find sites that have thousands of backlinks sometimes don't even have good content. I've spent a lot of time on this site, trying to make sure that it's got plenty of original content, useful stuff and things of a resource type nature. You know, the kind of stuff I like to visit other people's sites for. SO why is getting good backlinks such a problem? I've noticed that there's a trend called blogtipping where you link to two or three people's blogs, do a little write up about the good points and a tip to improve it. An easy way to be useful and provide a backlink to someone i guess. But my site isn't a blog, it isn't really a business, and it isn't really doing anything except providing a bit of free info & displaying some of the stuff I've written & produced. I think it would be good for me to start compiling a list of places for quality backlinks. Well, here is the list so far. Please, anybody, let me know if you find any other search engine friendly directories or sites which you can list on.

Top tens & other various lists of useful stuff

To start my adventures in telling others how to do things they probably already know how, here's a list of my favourite lists of favourites.

Keywords & Page Descriptions Hassles

Apparently "and" & "the" are the two most important words on my site according to one online tool. But using another, I find that "stuff" & "random" are most common. Now, i'm sure as shit that nobody is ever going to find this site by typing the first two keywords into google. In fact, in recent times I've had some pretty random search terms bring me up. Not in an "I've been sick" kind of way. A few of my recent favourites are:

what happened in the year 1860
jan graba
caveman timeline
let me give you the subject of the day
a timeline of time
when was the discus invented
3000 bc - 1000bc zulu timeline

I'm sure there are many more I've not yet come across, so to speak, but it's amazing how one or two particular pages picks up more than anything else for search engines. I guess they have a hell of a lot of keywords that I just never realised. After all, I didn't exactly write those two pages for search engines, I wrote them to read. Fair play to timeline of time, & of course, the legendary university ramblings

Version 6

Ok, I've left my site alone for far too long, & thought I would have to start updating it sooner or later. I've completely redesigned it, ground up, new templates, new code, new features, new just about everything really. I've been on a testing mission whereby I'm trying to make incubus as accessible & standards compliant-ish as possible (within reason of course!), so this site has once again become my playground. Hopefully plenty more updates to come soon! v5 of 1ncu8u5 can be found over at v5.1ncu8u5.co.uk. I've spent a hell of a lot of time working on v6 over the last couple of months - and have improved it in just about every area. along with giving up on the fact that nobody is going to ever remember the name 1ncu8u5, I've actually attempted to write my content properly too. Well, kinda.

On ilkley moor bar t'at!

Web Standards

Visit my web standards site, ~~where hopefully one day soon I will update it to make it a bit more current, add some new stuff & fix all the stuff I never actually got around to doing int' first place.~~ I've updated at last, started fixing all XHTML & even some CSS errors. I will even start (hopefully) adding new content to it - like i first intended. It began as a mini-site to go with my University Dissertation, but i've kept is just in case. There might be handy stuff, it might be total bollocks.

Chronicles & Anti-quality

Newly updated right about here. ~~Sign up, have a rant, go to bed feeling a little better. Antiquality~~. Not quite working, as in totally broken.

Dear nobody, we wrote you a letter

In the light of recent events we have decided that you are a complete arse.

A nice man came to our village today & offered to plumb in some electricity for us. He said it will only last a while but the burns will heal. The children might be permanently scarred.

Haparently eiiiiiiii, der is deese fings dey call playnes or somet & they hactuley make you fly.

You could hav done wiv somet like vat.

We play you see. For your pleasure

We recorded some songs. Look, some of them were a first attempt. Some a second. Some a third. But we're getting there. :0)

From our First Jam:

From our Second Jam:

Enjoy. Or at least try. Please. Think of the children. Not like that. You dirty pervert.

wiiiiiiiiiiith... karate i'll kick yer arse.

ok, so this is my rendition of "karate" by tenacious d

Guide to Masturbation - i wish i had written this

heheheh~~, & http://members.fortunecity.com/tms3/young.html - this is supposed to help blokes with t'old pud pulling is it? :0) think not~~.~~also glad i'm not a http://www.dulac.ca/cookdocs/mast.html mormon~~. Anyone who dislikes the word masturbation, & is not in a situation to use standard synonyms like wank or toss might want to have a quick read of this. "bugger my hand" i think is definitely in my top three on this list :0). Just in case you're still struggling with this subject,here's some help :0)

now if you'll excuse me, i'm off to be my own best friend....